Did I say this to my Husband, Toddler or Dog

I think you slept 14 hours today

How did that get stuck up your nose?

You probably don’t want to shove things in your ears like that

Please don’t reach down your pants

There is no need to lick your feet

How can you eat this much

I don't think that is edible

Do you even know what you just put in your mouth?

When was the last time you showered?

Did you toot?

Do you have poop in your pants?

You have poop on your backside.

Please tell me thats not poop on your face.

Please don't pee in the shower.

Why is my sock in your mouth?

Did you just reach down to see if you could feel poop?

Why does it smell like you rolled in a dead animal?

I don't think that hole is meant for that.

kate